21st Century teen years celebrity nominations for sainthood

Was looking at the whole Catholic sainthood nominating and selection process recently. Think it is time for 21st Century teen years nominations.

St. Steve of Apple

Apple
Apple II
Macintosh
NeXT
Pixar
iPod
iTunes
iPhone
iPad
GUI

That's enough to get him sainthood!

St. Lindsay the Fire Crotch

Incredibly, she's still alive. Good enough for sainthood.

 St. Kim the Kardashian

As Barbara Walters noted, she doesn't sing, she doesn't dance, she doesn't act. She has one of the most popular television shows, leads you in Twitter and Facebook numbers. Ironic what a sex tape can do to get you canonized.

21st Century SECOND DECADE Top selling CD prediction Ke$ha - Animal Dubbing her first SECOND DECADE Superstar

It won't be released until Tuesday, but I'm dubbing Ke$ha the first superstar of the 21st Century's SECOND DECADE. She will have the decade's top selling CD - at least for the first month of the decade.