Why music industry dead No original ideas like Malia and Sasha's Summer School Concert Series Featuring Selena Gomez

Want to know why music industry is dead? No creative ideas.

Imagine buying tickets ($100+ per pop) for the concert event of the year?

Selena Gomez has a new CD coming out. Who's hotter? Okay, you're right, Taylor Swift. Yet Swift is on tour. Gomez has nothing in concrete yet. What an opportunity.

Imagine - The Malia and Sasha Summer School Concert Series!

A worldwide tour starting in June, featuring Gomez, The Saturdays, Austin Mahone, Britt Nicole, Bridgid Mendler and Ross Lynch.

Make sure this tour is on one of the major morning shows ever Friday during their summer concert series.

Unfortunately, the shows start at 3 p.m. and end at 9:30 - bed time and curfew, you know.

Don't forget the "guest appearance" - genuine Secret Service agents.